Try your luck with Trumpism-filled d20 dice so that each roll is a random phrase spoken from the mouth of a presidential candidate.
You sneaked into the dungeon, trying to free your inhabitants from the jaws of sharp-toothed beholders. You are attacking the beast. Roll hurt! The bones trembled and stopped. He says, “You’re a loser!” Passers-by eat you. game over.
This can happen if you try to use Pocket Pal’s d20 Pocket Donald (a cube filled with Donald Trump’s application).
Pocket Donald Duck includes catchy phrases such as “I beat China”, “I’m never wrong”, “Huge”, “Get a dildo” and “Build a wall!” “Now you can get unsolicited advice and commentary from a born leader at any time,” reads the Pocket Pal description. Chat Dice sells for $10 (about £7, AU$14).
Bones should be a hit with fans of the Dungeons & Donalds Twitter account parody and its entertaining mix of politics and dungeon masters. Even if you don’t buy Pocket Donald, you can try it online with a virtual version of the dice. I just threw out “That’s not a carpet!” I’m not sure if that means I won or lost.
Post time: Apr-03-2023
